wow i actually look female today

myopian asked: I hate you, get a fucking hobby

how about no

consulting-apple-tree asked: Why have I not seen this blog before?? Its hilarious :)

Why haven’t you!

But you’ve seen it now so that’s all that matters!

(Loki and I would like to apologize for being absent for so long. It’s been a hectic few weeks.)

Loki is inspired by the Olympic gymnasts.

Even Loki can’t resist a Yorkie. (He attempted to ride it later, but to no avail. The tesseract is somewhere in the couch cushions…)

Loki catching your dreams (yes he’s aware that he does this and he “eheheheh”s about it).

Loki considers investing in some leisure real estate.

Loki meets fem!Loki. And approves.

myasgardianprince asked: Loki and you have the most adorable, ingenious idea ever for a blog! :D This is SO fantastic!!! ♥♥♥

Thank youuuu!!!! <3